Here's a List of Things That Bother Me

1. The Patriarchy
2. That all final projects are due the same week
3. My performance at Speak For Yourself
4. Numbered list

• My TMJ
• The fact that I am attracted to Colin Firth and have been since the age of 7
• Mel Gibson
• People that take pictures of their Starbucks orders
• Jaywalkers
• My lack of will to do anything of importance
• How the mythology in the Marvel version of Thor is completely inaccurate
• My weight
• Taxes and the fact that I now must legally pay them
• That Coffee Crisps are not sold in the United States
• Shaving my legs
• 14 year olds who smoke pot and feel the need to tell us all about it
• That Jason Derulo says his name in every single one of his songs
• My new manager at work and his general creepiness
• ModBod’s
• Intense sports fans
• The fact that we start school at 7:45 am and get out of school at 2:15
• Asthma
• When girls act stupid to get attention
• When boys act stupid to get attention
• PDA
• When my cat throws up on the carpet
• My future student loans
• The fact that I’m bothered by my weight
• Gender Inequality
• Tumblr’s post limit
• Second hand smoking
• Children from the ages of 0-21   *I’m 18 years old
• My Humanities project that’s due tomorrow
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• Unfinished lists

P.S. I couldn't write about death this week.

You know why.