Nice Try

I think we can all agree that the fact that you proposed to her on my birthday was kind of a dick move.

Honestly, you had to try and stick it to me by choosing my birthday, the day before valentines day? You know she's always going to wonder why you didn't wait one more day to make it more romantic.

But you'll never tell her that the day before valentines day was the day you said you were going to take me to dinner, but since I broke off contact you had to try and piss me off.

You'll keep me a secret, like how you made me keep your infidelity a secret.

Cock.